Glorious glorious sunshine – hurrah. I live near Sutton Park which is a huge nature reserve with roads, paths, play areas, 5 lakes and loads of scenic stuff. I love it and love to cycle around. Yesterday though, with it being sunny and the weekend, all the fair weather park wankers were out – old folk aimlessly wandering, picnic shite, kids all everywhere and there were slow meandering fuckers all over the place getting in the way. Where were they when it was frosty or pissing it down? If you can’t commit properly to the park, these piss-takers should be banned when it’s sunny. I’d like to take over the park then I’d ensure that anyone going into it has a microchip implant that logs they’re activity. For every sunny day you enter the park, you need to have earned it by being in the park on at least 2 shit days. It’s only right! Who’s with me to enforce this? As a group we could also take over the numerous gatekeepers houses for summertime parties/park takeover party business. Who knows, from their we could take over the town and expand our empire onwards. Viva la revelation.
The frustrations of an overthinker 