I’m fucking disappointed. This time is the nearest thing we face to the apocalypse and there’s been no bizarre medieval shit going on. I was getting excited about the descent of human nature but this isn’t materialising at all. We’re doing relatively well.
Not once have I seen a group of people stoning someone for buying too much loo roll. There no reports of lynch mobs roaming the streets preying on those who may look a bit ill or who are not making an essential journey. No wonder people are breaking the rules when social order is not policed like it should be.
Maybe we need to recruit volunteers. If you think you’d be good at stoning people or fancy stringing people up, you can be pat of the revolution. Who knows, this time next year we could be the Kings and Queens of the world.